pk2 quotes

A few little quotes from pk2:

“I had a sore dream and I didn’t like it”
After waking from what I can only pressume to be a bad dream

“Cows have pink bottoms”
Bless she means the udders

“Ducks wear yellow slippers”
She means they have yellow webbed feet

“Cows don’t poo in the toilet like me they poo in the field”
Usually uttered when the farmer has been muck spreading, she blames the cows!!